DISTORTED HUMOR (USA)

Results for 2025 Season

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Durante 2 wins1st United States Aristides Stakes - Grade 3 Gr3; United States Allowance Optional Claiming; 3rd United States Kelly's Landing Stakes - Grade 3 Gr3; United States Lake Hamilton Stakes LR; United States Allowance Optional Claiming;

Distorted Pro 2 wins1st United States Crocrock Minnesota Sprint Championship Stakes LR; United States Claiming; 2nd United States 10,000 Lakes Stakes LR;

Tufani 2nd United States Tom Benson Memorial Stakes LR; 3rd United States Dahlia Stakes LR;

Anarchist 3rd United States Count Fleet Sprint Handicap - Grade 3 Gr3;

Balladeer 3rd United States San Juan Capistrano Stakes Gr3;

Ruthless Rua 3rd United States Minaret Stakes LR;

Man On The Moon 5 wins1st United States Claiming; United States Starter Allowance; United States Starter Allowance; United States Starter Allowance; United States Allowance; 2nd United States Starter Allowance; United States Allowance; 3rd United States Starter Allowance;

Calibrate 3 wins1st United States Starter Optional Claiming; United States Starter Optional Claiming; United States Starter Optional Claiming; 2nd United States Claiming;

The Best Distance 3 wins1st United States Claiming; United States Claiming; United States Claiming;

Afraidofthebunny 2 wins1st United States Starter Optional Claiming; United States Starter Optional Claiming; 2nd United States Starter Optional Claiming; 3rd United States Starter Optional Claiming;

Clouseau 2 wins1st United States Allowance Optional Claiming; United States Allowance Optional Claiming; 3rd United States Allowance Optional Claiming;

Divine Miracle 2 wins1st United States Starter Optional Claiming; United States Starter Optional Claiming; 3rd United States Allowance Optional Claiming;

Mr. Leasure 2 wins1st United States Maiden Claiming; United States Starter Allowance; 2nd United States Starter Optional Claiming; United States Starter Allowance; 3rd United States Starter Optional Claiming;

Saint Pio 2 wins1st United States Claiming; United States Claiming; 2nd United States Claiming; 3rd United States Claiming;

Sight Unseen 2 wins1st United States Claiming; United States Claiming; 2nd United States Claiming; United States Claiming;

Thunderian 2 wins1st United States Claiming; United States Allowance; 2nd United States Allowance; United States Allowance; 3rd United States Allowance; United States Allowance;

Volatile Analyst 2 wins1st Ireland Book Online At DundalkStadium.com Handicap; Ireland William Hill Top Price Guarantee Handicap; 2nd Ireland Dundalk Winter Series Leading Trainer & Jockey Championship Handicap;

Bill Needle 1 win1st United States Claiming; 2nd United States Claiming; 3rd United States Claiming;

Bridgie Bop 1 win1st United States Maiden Claiming;

Deadpan 1 win1st United States Claiming; 2nd United States Allowance; 3rd United States Claiming; United States Allowance;

Examiner 1 win1st United States Claiming; 2nd United States Starter Allowance;

Kistler 1 win1st United States Maiden Claiming;

Legal Catch 1 win1st United States Allowance Optional Claiming;

Major Contender 1 win1st United States Claiming; 2nd United States Claiming; United States Starter Allowance; United States Starter Allowance; 3rd United States Starter Allowance;

Makar 1 win1st United States Claiming; 2nd United States Claiming; United States Claiming;

Patriotic Duty 1 win1st United States Claiming; 2nd United States Handicap; 3rd United States Claiming;

Race Driver 1 win1st United States Claiming; 2nd United States Claiming; United States Claiming; 3rd United States Claiming; United States Claiming;

Rule Sixty Two 1 win1st United States Maiden Special Weight; 3rd United States Allowance;

Shogun Be Fast 1 win1st United States Claiming; 3rd United States Claiming;

Tony Small 1 win1st United States Claiming; 2nd United States Claiming; United States Claiming; United States Claiming; United States Claiming;

Twisted Filigree 1 win1st United States Allowance Optional Claiming; 3rd United States Allowance Optional Claiming;

Yankee Humor 1 win1st United States Claiming;

Bertha 3rd United States Maiden Optional Claiming;

Bourbon Serengeti 2nd United States Claiming;

Camp Daddy 2nd United States Claiming;

Colonel Vargo 3rd United States Starter Optional Claiming;

Compa 2nd United States Maiden Claiming;

Contorted 2nd United States Maiden Special Weight; 3rd United States Maiden Special Weight;

Distorted Limits 2nd United States Claiming; 3rd United States Claiming;

Distorted Math 2nd United States Claiming;

Dr Vinnie Boombatz 2nd United States Claiming;

Facetious 2nd United States Claiming; 3rd United States Claiming;

Faire Plaisir 2nd United States Allowance Optional Claiming; United States Allowance; 3rd United States Allowance Optional Claiming; United States Allowance;

Handsoffthegoods 2nd United States Claiming; 3rd United States Starter Optional Claiming; United States Claiming;

Humor Sense 2nd United States Claiming;

Hysterics 2nd United States Maiden Claiming; United States Maiden Claiming; 3rd United States Maiden Claiming;

Ice Shard 3rd United States Allowance Optional Claiming; United States Claiming;

J Rivers 2nd United States Allowance Optional Claiming;

Laughing Boy 3rd United States Claiming; United States Claiming;

Let'smakeitadouble 2nd United States Allowance Optional Claiming; 3rd United States Allowance Optional Claiming;

Magic Mule 2nd United States Allowance Optional Claiming;

Magical Day 2nd United States Maiden Special Weight; United States Maiden Special Weight; 3rd United States Maiden Special Weight;

Oro 3rd United States Allowance;

Quality Humor 2nd United Arab Emirates Race 4 - Azizi Venice Stakes - Dirt;

Quebrancho 3rd United States Claiming;

Senor Jobim 3rd United States Claiming;

Tianma 2nd United States Claiming; United States Claiming; United States Claiming; 3rd United States Pitre Gmc Albuquerque Distaff Stakes;

Uninvited Guest 2nd United States Starter Optional Claiming; United States Claiming; 3rd United States Starter Optional Claiming;

Well Connected 3rd United States Claiming;